Monday, January 17, 2011

The papers are saying what they wore not who they wore and I know why!

The much anticipated Golden Globes was last night and the highlight of the evening was Ricky Gervais introducing Bruce Willis as Ashton Kutchers dad, and the priceless non remark of Bruce.
Other than that BORING!
until we get to talk about the "gowns" well can you say eighties, bad eighties.
Here's the rundown;
Scarlet Johanson, beautiful girl dowdy dress, what was she thinking, just because your going through a divorce doesn't mean you need to dress in flesh colored mourning
Annete Bening, Edward Scissor Hands (hair) crosses paths with Mortia from the Adams family, not good so not good
Julianne Moore is probably one of most beautiful natural beauties, and her rose red dress with high fan collar only on one side did not do her figure or face any justice. It definitely could be construed as the red flag of justice.
And lets talk about America's newest darling, Anne Hathaway, now just because you make good movies doesn't give you the OK to wear reptile based shoulder pads, this could be homage to Alexander McQueen or Isabella Blow but I am thinking a Rachel Zoe pick
And by the way Halie Berry did you forget to put your dress on over that slip you were wearing last night?
OH Oh Oh, January Jones, OK slash, slash slash, ace bandages dyed in crimson red, Blood bath!
And one of my all time favorites of the night, Olivia Wilde, also known as the chocolate cake topper!
On a brighter note Hailie Seinfeld from True Grit, age appropriate and beautiful, Helen Merrin, damn she looked great, she is English after all,
Angelina Jolie in that green seen it on her last year dress, looked fantastic except for the times she was laying on top of Brad, oh that would be all night! Ugh
And the worst representation of a gown, Jennifer Lopez, what they hell was that, Off the shoulder, gauzy beaded, white wedding dress. Now I know she's now married and has two kids, but honestly darling you have it flaunt it!
it was a complete and utter mess. Nothing wonderful for designers to knock off. And why do they headline pages, what they wore and not who they wore, well why would any designer want to be associated with those dresses!
Hollywood glamour is gone well at least taste...We need to get it back so bring on the glitz and glamour we're ready and they need it

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